Aries: jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
Taurus: four green lights in a row #blessed
Gemini: I believe assault should be legal if the person is a jerk.
Cancer: the word "bistro" is classy as fuck.
Leo: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Virgo: everything hurts and I'm dying
Libra: I guess I'm kind of like the queen of the gays!
Scorpio: yes I am a hunter, and it's you season.
Sagittarius: When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them
Capricorn: The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother.
Aquarius: why don't you turn that frizown upsidizity
Pisces: I hope the rest of your day is cool beans
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Taurus: four green lights in a row #blessed
Gemini: I believe assault should be legal if the person is a jerk.
Cancer: the word "bistro" is classy as fuck.
Leo: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Virgo: everything hurts and I'm dying
Libra: I guess I'm kind of like the queen of the gays!
Scorpio: yes I am a hunter, and it's you season.
Sagittarius: When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them
Capricorn: The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother.
Aquarius: why don't you turn that frizown upsidizity
Pisces: I hope the rest of your day is cool beans
via my blog! http://ift.tt/1H1ztK9
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